Aminet 21/Aminet 21 (1997)(GTI - Schatztruhe)[!][Oct 1997].iso/Aminet/comm/cnet/supertg2.lha/Cop

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 Ò*POLICE TAGLINE*Ò*DO NOT CROSS*Ò*POLICE TAGLINE*
ASSAULT is a *behavior*, not a *device*
Breaking and Entering--Crime of having sex with a virgin.
Copulation: Sex between two consenting police officers
How come pizza gets to your house faster than the police?
If guns cause crime, do matches cause arson?
If guns cause crime, then flies cause garbage.
If guns cause crime, what does that make the police?
If the cops throw a net over me, am I legally in seine?
If you're really a police dog, where's your badge?
It is better to be judged by twelve, than carried by six.
It's people, not guns or knives that kill.
It's the criminals, not the guns stupid!
It's the criminals, Stupid!
Just tell the tagline police you were making backups.
Keep cops off welfare. Commit a crime.
Keep your guns and turn in a criminal!
Less than 2/10th of 1 per cent of the guns in the US are misused in crime.
LETS WIN THE WAR ON CRIME, ARM VICTIMS!!!
Lock and Load. These fingers have just begun to type.
Man with 42 bullet wounds killed in Gang War walks away!
More people would be alive if more criminals were given the death penalty!
No thanks, I'm a Government man.
Officer @LN@, I wasn't driving fast, just flying low!
Officer, where do I apologize for shooting @MA@?
Okay, who swiped the Crime Watch Sign?
Punishment SHOULD be cruel and unusual. It works better.
Put an end to car-jackings:smile, agree, then use swift and deadly force.
Simplified Crime Bill:  It's illegal to be a criminal.
Six words that quell riots: "Lock and Load. Shoot to Kill"
The .357 Mag in a crowded elevator, there is no finer weapon.
The 1st step to burglar-proof your home, Clean your gun.
The boss said 'Leave an emergency # while on vacation'. I wrote 911.
Your Honour, I wish to plead permanent insanity.